economics 1.01

[YourMama 0]

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*A Cow based Economics Lesson;

 

SOCIALISM

You have 2 cows.

You give one to your neighbor.

 

COMMUNISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and gives you some milk.

 

FASCISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and sells you some milk.

 

NAZISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both and shoots you.

 

BUREAUCRATISM

You have 2 cows.

The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.

 

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM

You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.

Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.

You sell them and retire on the income.

 

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM

You have two cows.

You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.

The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.

The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.

You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows.

No balance sheet provided with the release.

The public then buys your bull.

 

SURREALISM

You have two giraffes.

The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

 

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.

Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

 

A FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you

want three cows.

 

A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.

You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.

 

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.

You decide to have lunch.

 

A SWISS CORPORATION

You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.

You charge the owners for storing them.

 

A CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them.

You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.

You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

 

AN INDIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You worship them.

 

A BRITISH CORPORATION

You have two cows.

Both are mad.

 

AN IRAQI CORPORATION

Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.

You tell them that you have none.

No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.

You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

 

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

Business seems pretty good.

You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

 

A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

The one on the left looks very attractive.

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AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.

Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

 

U forgot to put overweighted cow lmfao

[ShufflingMage 0]

hahaha.. it really hits the spot.. ;D

[-assKICKER- 1]

EPIC LOL

 

 

AN INDIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You worship them.

[Lava 0]

Hahahahha, really funny! I've read this before, but I totally forgot about it.

"AN INDIAN CORPORATION" is the best  ;D

[Lameass 0]

no jew company?

[Edgardo 0]

Laugh damn aloud!

 

hahahah!

 

 

 

Just need to be correcting the Brazilian corporation:

 

You have two cows. However, in order to milk them you need a special license form the government. You fulfill 50 sheets of forms in order to get the license and start paying a tax of 20% over your productivity. A criminal organization then steals 1 cow. Until you let he government know about it, you take three monts trying to figure out how, since nobody in the government call center knows how, while you keep paying the 20% over the producion of two cows. Somebody then steals the second cow.

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[Gogg 3]

So they teach economics with cows over Netherlands

 

Their cows are famous around the world, that makes sense

[xXxRazieLxXx 166]

 

A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

The one on the left looks very attractive.

 

i'd prefer the right one

[tommylizard 1]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XDDDDDDDD

 

Best ones:

 

A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.

You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.

 

AN INDIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.

You worship them.