Sue Me

[angie 0]

Reasons Of Why It's Wonderful To Be A Woman  8)

 

1. Free drinks.

 

2. Free dinners.

 

3. Free movies (you get the point).

 

4. You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay.

 

5. You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay.

 

6. You know The Truth about whether size matters.

 

7. Speeding ticket? What's that?

 

8. New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.

 

9. You never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically

positioned

in high school.

 

10. If you have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, you're

not the devil.

 

11. Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex.

 

12. If you have to be home in time for Gilmore Girls, you can say so, out loud.

 

13. If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling.

 

14. You can sleep your way to the top.

 

15. You can sue the President for sexual harassment.

 

16. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.

 

17. It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group

shower.

 

18. No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo.

 

19. Brad Pitt.

 

20. You don't have to fart to amuse yourself.

 

21. If you cheat on your spouse, people assume it's because you're being

emotionally neglected.

 

22. YOU never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.

 

23. You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clipper.

 

24. No one passes out when you take off your shoes.

 

25. If you think the person you're dating really likes you, you don't have

to break

up with them.

 

26. Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.

 

27. If you forget to shave, no one has to know.

 

28. You can congratulate your teammate without ever touching her ass.

 

29. If you have a zit, you can conceal it.

 

30. You never have to reach down every so often to make sure your privates

are still there.

 

31. If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.

 

32. You don't have to memorize Pimp my ride or Seinfeld to fit in.

 

33. You have the ability to dress yourself.

 

34. You have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.

 

35. You can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture

them

naked.

 

36. If you marry someone 20 years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot.

 

37. If you're wearing cologne, you don't have to pretend it's after shave.

 

38. You'll probably never see someone you know while peeing in an alley.

 

39. You'll never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist.

 

40. You can quickly end any fight by crying.

 

41. Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether there's spinach

in

your teeth.

 

42. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

 

43. You've never had a goatee.

 

44. Gay waiters don't make you uncomfortable.

 

45. You'll never regret piercing your ears.

 

46. You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

 

47. You can shop like crazy and dont have an excuse to do it.

 

48. You don't have hair on your back.

 

49. You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.

 

50. You get to have sexy curves and be lusted after by every idiot out there.

[bobaldo 0]

im going to sue you

[gahxd 1]

Reasons Of Why It's Wonderful To Be A Woman  8)

 

11. Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex.

 

 

 

try to use this (woman condom) and tell us if there's no difference  8)!

 

kkkk

[Rey 0]

51- do lunch

52- clean house

53- make dinner

54- charge cheap (if you know what I mean)

55- clean the dog's dung

56- spend 24 hours taking care of children

57- PMS , this could not miss you agree?

58- diaper change

59- do all this every day

[ThugStaz 0]

60- spend 2 hours every morning deciding on what to wear.

[gahxd 1]

61- bleed every month =]!

[Specialisti 0]

16. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.

guess the head's not crucial

[Guest TFSE]

pfffffffft if a cockroach can survive a week without its head, so can i

[Specialisti 0]

the part that is "you" is your brain, so no

[Guest TFSE]

i dont need a brain, i dont use it anyway

[xXxRazieLxXx 169]

i dont need a brain, i dont use it anyway

2

[Maurin 0]

62 - sacrifice your body and yourself for 9 months.

[JoeHandsome 1]

i dont need a brain, i dont use it anyway

lol'd

 

psychopath  :-\

[davv 2]

i dont need a brain, i dont use it anyway

TFSE is a zombie ?

[Gogg 3]

i dont need a brain, i dont use it anyway

TFSE is a zombie ?

OFC not, or else brains would be needed

zombies eat them