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bonsuhawj

kinda bored. anyone know some funny jokes? maybe some "yo mama" jokes :)

 

 

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OfficeNinja

yo mama so fat, she sat on a quarter and George Washington's boogers pop out.

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vodkawolf

DEATH BABY JOKES :D

 

What's the strongest thing in a dead baby?

-My d*ck.

 

What's the hardest thing in a street filled with corpses of dead babys?

-My d*ck when I walk trough it.

 

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

-You take your shoes of for a trampoline.

 

What's the agreement between a dead baby and a Ferrari?

- It's both hard to get in.

 

Someone got more?

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Guest Mayreen

that was horrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiible  :P

 

+1.. I hate that kind of jokes. Sorry.

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OfficeNinja

ok, so 2 ducks were sitting by the river bank. a turd floats by and said "come on guys jump in the water is nice and fresh" one duck turns to the other and says " you believe that shit?"

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KingFran

Lucone never ask for free items to me and jordan long ago .

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L

im asking now, gimme items pl0x :-[

 

@topic; jordan never ask me, for a free pot exp.

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